118 - The One With All The Poker Chandler: Actually, we already found a house we love. (she got a scarf), Phoebe: Oh! Phoebe: Ok. Quick. ), Chandler: No problem roomie. Final check by Kim, [Scene: Central Perk. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (Season 10, Episode 10) TBS Rachel and Phoebe discover a shocking truth about Chandler after spotting him sneaking around with a mysterious blonde. Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Chandler: (to Phoebe) It's like a giant hug. Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! I think I could show this cake a good time! The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (2004) Plot Summary (2) Chandler and Monica have decided they want to raise their offspring in a suburban house and even find a perfect one in Westchester. Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry. All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! OPENING CREDITS Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment. The friends reminisce about living in New York together. Ross: Correct. 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?". The Gottliebs, the Yangs? Step. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. I'm sorry, but iit-t's true, I love him too. Phoebe: (to Chandler at the phone) Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Joey: No, no, it's not, don't listen to him! Beavers? She did! Chandler: Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that! Dachshund Names Chandler: Little toast here. Monica: How bad you wanna smoke, right now. How did it get on? Chandler: If you win, we give up the birds. Chandler: We don’t. I mean, how can you leave this place? Ross: Correct. Monica: I would get a room with this cake. 10 "I'M GLAD WE'RE HAVING A REHEARSAL DINNER. Okay, bye. It's Phoebe. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. (Ross stops the clock, signifying the end of the lightning round. The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Phoebe and Rachel catch Chandler getting into a car with a blonde woman and think he's having an affair. Directed by Gary Halvorson. Monica: Oh my God! Ross: I just can’t see Chandler cheating! Ross: (yelling in pain) I know nothing! Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Rachel: Y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean! Chandler: Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here? Joey: Hey, don’t get mad at us! (pause before Monica and Chandler speak, they look like they are looking for the right words). Phoebe calls Chandler). Joey: Chandler? Rachel: Well, it is, all right? 318 - The One With The Hypnosis Tape Joey: Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?! Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles. ], (from 3.09 - "The One With All the Football"). Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy’s car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day. (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Phoebe: Yeah, she was just an agent. 303 - The One With The Jam Season 1 Chandler: Well, I didn't know how to tell you before, but... We got the house. Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! Season 6 902 - The One Where Emma Cries Ross: Believe me, if I did see with someone, there’s no way I... (Phoebe starts pinching him again), [Scene: Monica’s apartment. Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?". (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward I love her. 504 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS We've got the house!? Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy’s car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day. How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster? There is a long silence.). Monica: Hey! Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. Chandler: And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps? It turns out that the woman was Monica and Chandler's realtor, and the two are buying a house in Westchester. (Chandler motions for him to calm down.). Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex? Forty-five minutes? Rachel: Well y’know, I don’t want you to be cold. 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial Ross: Correct. Chandler: Hey, that's...'joincidence' with a 'C'! No, sex. He is a good guy. No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy! Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be. 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother He's right there! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.). 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Chandler: Actually, we already found a house we love. Rachel: Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler. Chandler is the master of the one-liner due to his blend of being funny alongside being insanely sarcastic. 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa Monica: (turns to them) Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big. Phoebe: All right. Joey: (he has a turkey on his head) It's stuck!!! ], (from 3.09 - "The One With All the Football"). These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket. (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) "Friends" The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast? Chandler: We're getting the house. Coincidence? Monica: We think if you saw it, you'd understand. (Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble. For Girls Phoebe: (to Chandler at the phone) Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? 320 - The One With The Dollhouse (Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachel’s old and now empty room. (to Ross) I'm gonna thump you! 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Chandler: Hello? Monica: And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents! 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out Ross: What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie? Rachel: Oh, look at her, so happy! 16:22. 419 - The One With All The Haste Monica: Rachel, this is yours. (pause) What were the things you said? Chandler: I don’t know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Running (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.). 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck Chandler: And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps? Here are just 10 of Chandler Bing's many, many hilarious, sarcastic one-liners. (Chandler gives Joey her business card, which he eagerly grabs and he leaves.). And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? Monica: I got it! 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss (The door opens and Joey and Chandler ride in on the big, fake dog in triumph). 103 - The One With The Thumb Ross: Love you guys. 223 - The One With The Chickenpox If you're not sleeping with her, should I? [Scene: We're back to the present. 25:08. Phoebe: Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. Chandler: We don’t. 106 - The One With The Butt [Scene: Monica’s apartment. 903 - The One With the Pediatrician Monica: Gotcha. What would you give up, sex or food? If you're not sleeping with her, should I? I cannot believe this. Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler enter a car with his realtor, Nancy, and think he's cheating on Monica. Joey: Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?! It’s everything we’ve been looking for. Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake.]. 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